• Baby: S... S..s
  • Mom: sissy? Can you say sissy?
  • Baby: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GODDAMNIT
  • imagineyouricon:

    Imagine your icon waking you up at 4 am and saying “Dude i wanna eat cookie dough so bad”

    chiltonomics:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

a fucking starship for ants

    chiltonomics:

    xproblem-childx999:

    cutebabe:

    fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

    whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

    a fucking starship for ants

    fuzzwizard:

    deathpup:

    NOt a big fan of the internet :/ any alternatives?

    i’ m an advocate for screaming at the night sky

    piglii:

breakingnews:

Russian space agency regains control of satellite carrying geckos
NBC News: Russia’s space agency said it’s restored full contact with an orbiting satellite containing biological experiments after it stopped responding to commands several days ago.
Among the experiments includes one designed to see how geckos reproduce in zero gravity. In a statement, the agency said the geckos are OK.
Photo: The Foton-M4 satellite sent up five Mauritius ornate day geckos to see how they mated in zero gravity. (Oleg Voloshin / IBMP)

THE GECKOS HAVE BEEN S A V E D

    piglii:

    breakingnews:

    Russian space agency regains control of satellite carrying geckos

    NBC News: Russia’s space agency said it’s restored full contact with an orbiting satellite containing biological experiments after it stopped responding to commands several days ago.

    Among the experiments includes one designed to see how geckos reproduce in zero gravity. In a statement, the agency said the geckos are OK.

    Photo: The Foton-M4 satellite sent up five Mauritius ornate day geckos to see how they mated in zero gravity. (Oleg Voloshin / IBMP)

    THE GECKOS HAVE BEEN S A V E D

    bookporn:

Believe it or not

    bookporn:

    Believe it or not

    happierman:

    Khoshekh! So we met her at the signing line today at at the TAH/WtNV crossover show (where she brought an equally impressive Croach puppet).

    sixpenceee:

oh my god

    sixpenceee:

    oh my god

    leonkumquat:

    when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

    they’re married now

    airoe:

    can you imagine if tumblr was around when shrek was released?

    Shrek scenery - Duloc
    Fiona + Sadness
    Favorite character: Donkey